HOW OLD DO YOU ACT?

[x] You know how to make a pot of coffee.
[] You keep track of dates using a calendar.
[] You own a credit card.
[] You know how to change the oil in a car.
[x] You've done your own laundry.
[x] You can vote in an election.
[x] You can cook for yourself.
[] You think politics are interesting. (This completely depends. If it's economics, then it's important to know)

TOTAL: 3


[] You show up for school late a lot. (I get there just before morning registration, sooo...)
[x] You always carry a pen/pencil in your bag/purse/pocket.
[] You've never gotten a detention.
[] You have forgotten your own birthday.
[/] You like to take walks by yourself.
[x] You know what credibility means, without looking it up.
[x] You drink caffeine at least once a week. (Eww!)

TOTAL:3 1/2


[x] You know how to do the dishes. (You think I'm an idiot now!?)
[x] You can count to 10 in another language. (French and a bit of Spanish)
[/] When you say you're going to do something you usually do it. (This completely depends on what it is.)
[] You can mow the lawn.
[] You study even when you don't have to.
[x] You have hand washed a car before. (That's how we always clean the car. I was scared when we first went through a car wash - I was six then.)

TOTAL: 3 1/2


[x] You can spell experience, without looking it up.
[] The people at Starbucks know you by name.
[] Your favorite kind of food is take out.
[x] You can go to the store without getting something you don't need.
[/] You understand political jokes the first time they are said.
[x] You can type pretty quick.

TOTAL: 3 1/2

[] Your only friends are from your place of employment. (If you classify school as a work, the answer is yes.)
[x] You have been to a Tupperware party. (What's one of those?)
[] You have realized that practically no one will take you seriously unless you are over the age of 25 and have a job.
[] You have more bills than you can pay. (I dunno. Ask my mum.)
[x] You have been to the beach. (Quiet a few times, thank you!)
[x] You use the internet every day. (Well, the fact that I'm on here almost everyday means something...)
[x] You have been outside of the united states 3 or more times. (I live outside the US!)
[] You make your bed in the morning.

TOTAL: 4


[x] You have screamed at an inanimate object for 'hurting you.' (Inanimate objects sneek up on you at the right moment, and hurt you for no reason at all!)
[x] You have ran into a glass/screen door. (Don't remind me!)
[/] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks. (Plenty of times!)
[x] You have run into a tree/bush. (No, but my friend has. She called in Bobby, then ran into him. Lol!)
[x] You have been called a blond.

TOTAL: 5 1/2

[] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
[] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star had the same melody (I did. Alphabet's a faster tune. And a part of Baa Baa Black sheep too!)
[] You just sang them to make sure. (I'm not that stupid!)
[x] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen. (Almost, fell.)
[x] You have choked on your own spit. (A few times.)

TOTAL: 2

[] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.
[x] You type with three fingers or less.
[] You have accidentally caught something on fire.
[] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.
[x] You have caught yourself drooling.

TOTAL:2

[x] You have fallen asleep in class.
[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[x] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about.
[/] People often shake their heads and walk away from you
[] You are often told to use your 'inside voice.'

TOTAL: 3 1/3


[] You use your fingers to do simple math.
[x] You have eaten a bug accidentally
[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.
[x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time.

TOTAL: 4

[] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don't.
[] You break a lot of things.
[x] You tilt your head when you're confused.
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before.
[x] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.
[x] The word "um" is used frequently.
[] You don't know what "um" means.
[x] You say "what" and "huh" a lot.
[x] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin.

TOTAL: 6

NOW, take your total, and multiply it by 4.
and re-post as: "I am --% Mentally ill."